Facebook Speak: Translation Guide

Like: Alright, that was pretty cool. But I really don’t want to say anything because I might get a question I don’t want to respond to or a string of follow up notifications.

Share: Man, more people should see that. I’ll get props for posting something so cool, too.

Hide Story: Um, ok was that really necessary? Maybe you’re having an off day.

Only Important Updates: Well, I thought we could be cool on Facebook but your posts are beginning to annoy me. Maybe you’ll calm down.

Unsubscribe: What are thinking? You have issues. I have to protect myself from your posts.

Unfriend:  You’ve annoyed me for the last time. Maybe I’ll see you around and we’ll exchange pleasantries as usual.

Just having a little fun 😉