Share: Man, more people should see that. I’ll get props for posting something so cool, too.
Hide Story: Um, ok was that really necessary? Maybe you’re having an off day.
Only Important Updates: Well, I thought we could be cool on Facebook but your posts are beginning to annoy me. Maybe you’ll calm down.
Unsubscribe: What are thinking? You have issues. I have to protect myself from your posts.
Unfriend: You’ve annoyed me for the last time. Maybe I’ll see you around and we’ll exchange pleasantries as usual.
Just having a little fun 😉