I was thinking of some hymn makeovers for prosperity teaching, which seems fitting since it makes Christianity over into something unrecognizable.

Prosperity gospel hymn: Jesus is on the sideline, tell him what you want
— Lisa Robinson (@theochick) October 4, 2013
Then there’s Blessed Assurance
Verse 1
Blessed assurance, all wealth is mine
Oh what a foretaste of dreams so divine
Heir of such riches, brought on my God
Sowing my seed and receiving in love
Verse 2
Perfect submission, is God to my tests
Cuz he just wants me happy and blessed
Watching and waiting, speaking it now
His obligation to my word vow
Chorus
This is my story, this is my song
Praising my purpose, all the day long
This is my story, this is my song
Destiny awaits me, all the day long
Ok, so maybe that is a bit extreme but not the underlying philosophy that subjects God’s actions to words we speak and encourages misplaced trust in our actions, instead of in God’s all sufficient work in Jesus Christ.

The idea is that our Christian life is about sowing seed to reap a harvest. So financial giving then becomes the indicator of our faith to make this happen. An entire theology and numerous ministries have been built on this one verse. If you don’t believe me, do a Google search. Now the promoters of seedtime harvest ministries will say that it’s biblical. But it is an egregious distortion of the Biblical text and the Christian faith.